What Other Classic Toys Would Mitt Romney Take to the White House?

| March 22, 2012
Etch-A-Sketch with the words "They Don't Call Me Magic Mittens for Nothing"

What I Have Written, I Have Written (Until I Erase It)

Like the little kid who never grew up, Mitt Romney is able to draw his strongly held beliefs on a child’s toy. Then, “poof”, he is able to shake up that belief and rewrite it again, without a trace of the former view to be seen. It’s magic.  Like an Etch-A-Sketch  aficionadohe can turn those knobs with equal ease, to the right and then to the left. He’s an artist alright.

All you conservatives out there who are voting for Mitt Romney, you are in for a real surprise if the Plastic Toy Man wins the White House.  What other things does he carry in his toy chest?

Play Dough or Silly Putty? (What will he and his policies look like tomorrow?)

Tinker Toys?  (Don’t expect him to make any real changes in Obamacare or the economy)

Transformers? (Able to go from machine to man and back again)

Slinky?

Yo-Yo?

Any more ideas out there?

 

 

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God has blessed David and his wife Judy with 5 boys, and 16 wonderful grandchildren.  His book entitled "With Christ in the Voting Booth: Casting Down Imaginations" Before Casting Your Vote", with a Foreword by Mike Huckabee, was released in paperback March 28th. The cheapest price can be seen on www.TurretinPress.com. David is currently an adjunct instructor of Composition and Speech at Marshalltown Community College in Iowa, and a youth counselor at Woodward Academy.   His wife and he have also owned a business selling antique and collectible postcards on eBay since 1999.  David was an activist with Operation Rescue in the early 1990s. He has been been a member of Trinity Presbyterian Reformed Church in Johnston, Iowa for over 15 years. 
  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LB3LDHWZXK7GXIW6DYVOYSVPHE SJ

    Well, I’m not exactly sure what other cute toys Romney might take with him if he were to make it to the WH, but I do know that many Americans would end up playing Flinch.  LOL.

  • http://shanevanderhart.com/ Shane Vander Hart

    Awesome picture David, did you do that or did you find it somewhere?