© Bob Eighmie for the Miami Herald

Dave Barry’s 2008 gift guide for the perfect gifts that you can that will guarantee that you will never have to exchange gifts with that certain someone ever again.  Some that made the list (and these are real items).

  • Lottery Mate Multi-Purpose Scratch-Off Apparatus
  • Talking Fly Swatter
  • Razorba “War Hammer” Back Razor
  • Disaster Preparedness Activity Books
  • Zombie Yard Sculpture
  • Restroom Baby-hanger
  • Gassy Gus Flatulence Game

HT: Gina Dalfonzo at The Point

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4 Responses to “Who doesn’t need Zombie Yard Sculptures?”

Comments (4)
  1. AndyC says:

    Back razor. That’s just great.

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  2. HiScrivener says:

    I’ll bet that flatulence game is great for youth groups lock-ins. Good times for the holidays.

    HiScriveners last blog post..Cross Eyed: It’s the most generic time of the year

  3. I wouldn’t mind the back razor…. oh TMI.

  4. Nephos says:

    We live next to the church cemetery. A zombie sculpture could be great fun! Especially since it would be seen from our church auditorium. :)

    Nephoss last blog post..One More for the Road: More Questions Than Answers

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