Jan 032009
I have three kids, and my “baby” just turned 9 last month. So I really can’t benefit from the sound advice found below unless God surprises us with a fourth. But for those of my readers who are new parents or expecting parents, here you go.
Thank you to Paul Stewart for giving me the best laugh of the day!
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So true and to the point. Thanks. I’m not a parent yet, but I have a brother who’s 17 years younger than I am. For those who are wondering, the advice holds for new big brothers and sisters too. :>)
- Marshall Jones, Jr.
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Ah, man! I wish I would have had this advice for when my kids were little. I guess putting coffe in their baby bottles wasn’t such a good idea after all. Oh well, too late.
Without a manual, it’s amazing my kids turned out as well as they did.
(Thanks for the laugh!)
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As the proud new parent of a 2 month old I can certainly relate…aside from the fact that our kid doesn’t have near that much head/neck control yet.
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These always appealled to my slightly twisted sense of humor. I am glad you posted them and sorry I never got around to it!
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@Marshall – very true, older brothers and sisters need to know not to put their little brothers and sisters in the dryer.
@Terrie – this actually explains a lot with my kids (just kidding).
@Matt – very true, I don’t see them sitting there playing chess.
@Andy – the best sense of humor is one of the twisted variety.
As the progenitor of lil’ Wall Watchers myself, I was interested in this post. The more I scrolled down, the louder my bellowing become and the more soda spewed out of my nose.
I still have tears in my eyes, Shane.
Can’t you warn a brother or something?! WHEW! This stuff was genius.
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HiScrivener – I hope your nose has recovered
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