I just had a friend e-mail this to me. Made me laugh, I’ve seen it before so I’m sure several of you who read this blog have as well. I think it is worth posting on the blog though.
A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.’
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, ‘Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Papa said they developed from monkeys?’
The mother answered, ‘Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.’
Who knows where those in-laws come from!
HT: Randall Lawson
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