Since my blog is called Caffeinated Thoughts I’ve had some wonder why I never blog about coffee, well Kevin Stilley inspired me to share some caffeinated quotes while drinking some coffee tonight.
From the Coffee Cantata:
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A morning with out coffee is like sleep.
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Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do.
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Ambidextrous: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.
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At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant!
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Caffeine Binge: That which is necessary to function normally.
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Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
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Coffee makes the world go round, love only populates it!
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Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death & sweet as love – Turkish proverb.
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Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.
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Deja Brew: The feeling you’ve had this coffee before.
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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons – T.S. Eliot.
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Life is too short for bad coffee.
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The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks – Sir James Mackintosh
From Bar None Coffee Company:
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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister – Bob Irwin
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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee – Flash Rosenberg
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Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack – Herman Friele
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In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running – Jeff Bezos
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Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat – Johann Sebastian Bach
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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical – Jonathan Swift (1722)
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Nescafé no es café. (Instant coffee is not coffee.) – Mexican Saying
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I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless – Napoleon Bonaparte
