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Since my blog is called Caffeinated Thoughts I’ve had some wonder why I never blog about coffee, well Kevin Stilley inspired me to share some caffeinated quotes while drinking some coffee tonight.

From the Coffee Cantata:

  • A morning with out coffee is like sleep.
  • Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do.
  • Ambidextrous: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.
  • At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant!
  • Caffeine Binge: That which is necessary to function normally.
  • Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
  • Coffee makes the world go round, love only populates it!
  • Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death & sweet as love – Turkish proverb.
  • Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.
  • Deja Brew: The feeling you’ve had this coffee before.
  • I have measured out my life with coffee spoons – T.S. Eliot.
  • Life is too short for bad coffee.
  • The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks – Sir James Mackintosh

From Bar None Coffee Company:

  • Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister – Bob Irwin
  • I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee – Flash Rosenberg
  • Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack – Herman Friele
  • In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running – Jeff Bezos
  • Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat – Johann Sebastian Bach
  • Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical – Jonathan Swift (1722)
  • Nescafé no es café. (Instant coffee is not coffee.) – Mexican Saying
  • I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless – Napoleon Bonaparte

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8 comments
  1. Hello,
    I love these quotes! They got me thinking that maybe you should do a post about fair trade coffee. Have you ever seen the documentary “Black Gold”?
    Anyway, really enjoy the blog!

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