image I had to share what my oldest daughter sent me via email, its a “new, updated Dr. Seuss book” for 2010.  I wish I knew who to give credit for it as it cracked me up.  Just some interesting tidbits, I belonged to the same fraternity as Theodor Seuss Geisel (1904-1991) (we were both members of Sigma Phi Epsilon).  Also the Iowa State Fair is celebrating Dr. Seuss through butter, alongside the famous butter cow you can view scenes from Green Eggs and Ham sculpted from butter marking the book’s 50th anniversary.

Now with those two pieces of useless information here is a parody of Green Eggs and Ham:

I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this speaker, Nan ,

I do not like this ‘YES WE CAN.’

I do not like this spending spree,

I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.

I do not like your smug replies,

when I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!

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