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Jonathan Martin of POLITICO will actually cite named sources for his articles.
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Ron Paul will lead an actual offline poll.
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Chris Matthews will start getting thrills up his leg when Sarah Palin speaks, seeks medical attention.
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President Barack Obama’s teleprompter will malfunction and Michelle Obama will end up holding cue cards from the House Gallery during State of Union speech.
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Mitt Romney will have a hair out of place during the first Republican presidential debate.
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Dick Morris will suddenly embrace Iowa’s first in the nation status.
- Karl Rove will endorse Sarah Palin for President in 2012.
- MSNBC in order to improve ratings hire Sean Hannity away from Fox News and create a new show “Hannity and Olbermann.”
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Club for Growth endorses Mike Huckabee in his 2012 presidential bid.
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Members of Congress will vote to give themselves a pay cut.
I’m *sure* all of these will happen. Bank on it. What are your predictions?
Have a Happy New Year!
Update: Thanks to Don Suber for linking, he thinks 8 of these are a lock. Also linked at the Cranky Hermit.
2nd Update: Also linked at Linkiest, thanks John!