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© Bob Eighmie for the Miami Herald

Dave Barry’s 2008 gift guide for the perfect gifts that you can that will guarantee that you will never have to exchange gifts with that certain someone ever again.  Some that made the list (and these are real items).

  • Lottery Mate Multi-Purpose Scratch-Off Apparatus
  • Talking Fly Swatter
  • Razorba “War Hammer” Back Razor
  • Disaster Preparedness Activity Books
  • Zombie Yard Sculpture
  • Restroom Baby-hanger
  • Gassy Gus Flatulence Game

HT: Gina Dalfonzo at The Point

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