Unemployed? Perhaps submitting your resume for the position of the President of the United States might be an option. If you are interested, please read the following description and mail your qualifications to:
The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,Washington, DC 20500.
According to Scholastic.com (a website for teachers and children, we want to keep it simple) the description is as follows:
The Constitution assigns the President two roles: Chief Executive of the federal government and Commander in Chief of the armed forces.
As Commander in Chief, the President has the authority to send troops into combat, and is the only one who can decide whether to use nuclear weapons.
As Chief Executive, he enforces laws, treaties, and court rulings; develops federal policies; prepares the national budget; and appoints federal officials.
He also approves or vetoes acts of Congress and grants pardons.
Another website for kids provided this chart. (Hopefully it will help clear up any confusion and enable you to come to an understanding of the requirements for this position.)
| Job Description U.S. President | |
| Minimum Requirements: | Must be at least 35 years old
Must be a Citizen of the United States Must have lived in the United States for at least 14 years |
| Term of Employment: | 4 years, with the possibility of a second 4 years |
| Salary: | $400,000 plus
$ 50,000 expenses $ 40,000 transportation Free room and board |
| Job Responsibilities: | Choose cabinet members
Command the armed forces of the country Meet with leaders of foreign countries Make treaties with foreign countries Appoint judges and ambassadors Propose new laws Sign bills into law and veto bills Protect and defend the laws of the United States Pardon criminals Report to Congress once a year |
As I see it, there are a few items missing from this list for the office of President of the United States as per President Obama’s example.
- Media Manipulator
- Rock Star Persona
- Olympic Community Organizer for Chicago Bid 2016
- Male or Female Model for Daily Photo Opts.
- Late Night Talk Show Circuit Rider
- Whipping Post for the “World’s Most Wanted Terrorists and Dictators”
If you believe you can fill these historically large shoes, we are desperate! Quickly respond to this advertisement: our country needs you, our Allies (aka Israel) needs you, the Free World needs a true leader and hero.